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Today on DeadBrain:
Premiership footballers to take gender tests
Britain closed indefinitely due to snow
Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation

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Year in review: 2002
It's been another fun-packed year here at DeadBrain, so as is traditional we have compiled a list of our favourite articles in a half-hearted attempt to tell the story of this year's news. The list is by no means definitive, and quite possibly wrong, but it's Christmas so we don't really care.

You can email us your favourites at the usual address.

January
Postal Plans Ofcomm reveals its plans for improving the postal service.		Holy Blair Our man Tony solves world crises by the dozen.
More news from January
February
Duncan Smith Revealed We reveal that IDS is a waxwork and he subsequently explodes.		Transport Civil War Byers, Moore and Sixsmith: the new Axis of Evil.
More news from February
March
Tories "to be privatised" Could this be the new Railtrack?		Website denies job cuts As if we have the staff to get rid of...
More news from March
April
Widdecombe Captured by Revolutionaries A strange twist in a strange war.		NASA Merger Off Yeah, we had a problem.
More news from April
May
Anarchy, capitalism and dental workers May Day 2002: not as good as last year.		Byers, Byers, Pants on Fire The beginning of the end. See also: Byers Steps Down
More news from May
June
Camelot to run NHS The National Postcode Lottery.		Chairman attacks media Charles Clarke on the rampage against everyone but us.
More news from June
July
Tories in shock revelation Duncan comes out to get the party started.		The Cult of Robin Hood Man fired after publication of offensive article.
More news from July
August
Hooligans prepare for start of season Body-building up to the kick-off.		GP guilty of trading in patients Banned practice could be widespread.
More news from August
September
Heart attack risk reduced by removal Solving the problems of the NHS.		US declares "War of Annoyance" on Iraq Bush makes the first move.
More news from September
October
Disappointment at fascist Tory speech Far too left-wing, mein Führer.		Navy unveils new P&O-class frigate Off to war with an on-board cinema and shopping facilities.
More news from October
November
IDS crisis statement: There is no crisis That's that sorted, then.		Mirror announces Britain to collapse by Sunday Don't panic, don't panic!
More news from November
December
Loch Ness Monster found dead in Ireland Flying south for the winter?		Powell criticises lack of incriminating evidence in Iraq dossier Be reasonable, Mr Hussein.
More news from December

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