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| The 12 Days of Christmas by New Labour On the first day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Peter Mandelson again, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Foot and mouth, Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me A dodgy lottery, foot and mouth, Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me More red tape, a dodgy lottery, foot and mouth, Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Bernie Ecclestone, more red tape, a dodgy lottery, foot and mouth, Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, New Labour sent to me Large home loans, Bernie Ecclestone, more red tape, a dodgy lottery, foot and mouth, Peter Mandelson, fewer police, slower trains, longer waiting lists, The Millennium Dome, and Robin Cook in a pear tree.
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