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Conference Season

It's all over...


The chairs have been packed away, the podiums have been sent back to IKEA and Norman Tebbit has been put back in mothballs. Yes, for better or worse (and probably worse for wear), conference season 2002 is over at last.

Nobody could say that it's been the most exciting season of party conferences we've ever seen. The promised Labour rebellion over Iraq never happened, Charles Kennedy didn't get embarrassingly drunk and Iain Duncan Smith made one of the dullest speeches in conference history.

And yet, despite there being countless uninteresting speeches, interviews with people who didn't want to be there and no food fights whatsoever, there were some moments that kept us at least mildly entertained. Below is what we thought of some of them.

Survey: Women are "terrified" of Labour
Tories are scary too.

Blair to release hospitals from jail
Freedom if you're good.

Tories announce conference plans
A new leader, a new look.

Disappointment at fascist Tory speech
Not right-wing enough.

Tories plot rail sabotage
But not ours, actually.

Letwin proposes new policy crime
Hang 'em and flog 'em.


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