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|   War Poetry In a characteristically late celebration of last Thursday's National Poetry Day, DeadBrain brings you a small selection of poems on the crisis in Iraq. The Big Meet Said George W, "Tony, could you Come to Iraq for another crack At Saddam Hussein, I just can't refrain It's got to be done; the war has to be won But it's lonely on my own – I need you, Tone. I just thought: I've got no support There's only my Dad, the rest think I'm mad! It'd be like Kabul - it wouldn't be dull Plenty of bombs for everyone Out of the sky - no need to ask why Or where they go 'cos we never know. It's for a good cause - mine and yours – Like the war on terror - avenging an error: My Dad's in '91." "I see your strife," said Tony's wife, to the American eagle. "But it isn't legal You can't do it, you silly twit You need the UN, they're important men Get a resolution before your solution." "Nonsense," said Bush, continuing his gush. "I made one last year, before you were here." "Oh dear," sobbed Blair, hugging his bear. "Before you cry, let me try," said Alastair Campbell, taking a gamble. "In blood we will pay, so long as we stay two special friends, until it all ends." "Get outta there!" shouted little Clare. "We'll pay with VISA if that will please ya!" "Blood it must be," ruled King Tony. "But you needn't whine, it won't be yours or mine. We'll send in the boys and their clever toys It'll be out of the way by Christmas Day." "I've seen it before," moaned Robin from the floor. "It won't work out well, it'll be hell But at least we'll have boxes for the day after."
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