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DeadBrain in Spain
August 2001
In between long bouts of sun, sand and ...er... sangria, DeadBrain somehow managed to put together an (allegedly) Extremely Useful Guide to Spain. This was an incredible feat, especially considering the fact that DeadBrain took its holiday in Menorca, an island off the coast of Spain, and not actually in Spain itself.
DeadBrain sincerely hopes that you will benefit from its vast knowledge of Spain.
Part One: The Journey
- Always be sure to depart from an airport of reasonable size. This can be of immense importance when the French are on strike and everyone else in Europe gets delayed. Fortunately, DeadBrain managed to avoid this monthly event.
- Never fly on a Canadian aeroplane. Unfortunately, before its most recent holiday, DeadBrain was blissfully unaware of the pain and suffering that results in flying for over two hours on a Canadian plane. Had DeadBrain been in possession of this invaluable piece of knowledge, it would have walked.
A word of explanation: the seats on Canadian aircraft have solid metal bars conveniently placed in a position where they can press into the base of your spine with maximum discomfort. It is therefore impossible to lean back in your seat without feeling pain like that which may be experienced by sitting in a cramped theatre between two fat blokes at the Conservative Party Conference.
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Look at this, moron.
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