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DeadBrain's coverage of Michael Howard's turn at being Tory leader, including the following leadership election.

Cameron "goes Hip-Hop" in last-ditch popularity bid

2 Dec 2005

Duncan Smith in come-back bid

28 Oct 2005

Cameron to introduce National Service if elected

25 Oct 2005

BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron slapped with ASBO

22 Oct 2005

Kenneth Williams emerges as Tory front runner

17 Oct 2005

Man who had no chance of winning Tory leadership decides not to bother

12 Oct 2005

Boris Johnson formally announces Tory leadership candidacy

10 Oct 2005

Support growing for Boris leadership bid

9 Oct 2005

Tories to electorate: please bear with us

1 Oct 2005

Davis: We must support Tory value of losing elections

29 Sep 2005

Tories need more MPs like Theresa May, says Theresa May

11 Sep 2005

Tories want their identity back

17 Aug 2005

Tories to adopt "interim leader of the day"

13 Jun 2005

Public reacts with excitement to Rifkind leadership dithering

8 Jun 2005

Candidates for interim Tory leader begin to emerge

6 May 2005 13:58

Tories set out post-election plans

3 May 2005

Tories ask to be known as Labour

6 Apr 2005

Exclusive: More secret Tory plans unveiled

30 Mar 2005

Rant: Flight takes flight

26 Mar 2005

Rant: Tories should know their history

29 Jan 2005

Tories to introduce quotas for global human suffering

24 Jan 2005

Kilroy quits to form own party in new country

19 Jan 2005

Kilroy-Silk and Howard to unite, form Back and Forth Party

17 Jan 2005

Howard backs plan for Conservative ID card

14 Dec 2004

Boris Johnson sacked for failing to properly declare affair

17 Nov 2004

Tories arguing again at last

1 Nov 2004

Conservative Party apologises for Boris Johnson

17 Oct 2004

Doctors tell Tories: We will not resuscitate

9 Oct 2004

Tories to target apathy vote

6 Oct 2004

Howard backs Tory strategy of losing by-elections

3 Oct 2004

New Tory split emerges over Churchill reappointment

28 Jul 2004

Tories ponder bringing back Winston Churchill as leader

26 Jul 2004

Code-breakers tackle Howard's "I believe" document

13 May 2004

Tories cleared of improperly employing IDS as leader
29 Mar 2004
Hundreds physically sick during Howard speech
7 Mar 2004
Tories plan to cut branches and lower bar in metaphorical onslaught
16 Feb 2004
Iain Duncan Smith to join cast of Teletubbies
12 Feb 2004
Michael Howard to have cosmetic surgery
18 Jan 2004
Conservative leader auditions for rock group "The Darkness"
2 Jan 2004
Country in total Tory denial
14 Nov 2003
Tories sack HQ in further reshuffle
13 Nov 2003
Howard plans further downsizing of Tory Party
12 Nov 2003
BBC to sue Howard over alleged Dr Who rip-off
11 Nov 2003
Howard appoints Council of Elders, Sheriff of Nottingham
10 Nov 2003
Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader
6 Nov 2003
Howard to introduce uniforms for Tory MPs if elected
4 Nov 2003
Fiennes to be approached to seek Tory leadership
3 Nov 2003
Trick or treat with Michael Howard
31 Oct 2003
Howard to stand as Tory leader after all
30 Oct 2003 16:14
Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest
29 Oct 2003 23:55
Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun
29 Oct 2003 19:40
In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts
28 Oct 2003

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