11th February

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Profile: Allen Voivod

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Biography

DeadBrain's US Editor; reincarnated Cape Town prostitute. Subject of countless Lifetime Network Original Movies. Holds the world record for suspects arrested under laws written before 1850. Puts lotion in baskets.

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Latest headlines

Premiership footballers to take gender tests

Britain closed indefinitely due to snow

Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car

Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK

Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination

Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation

Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'

Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate

American writers strike turns nasty

Millennium Goals 'pushed back until next one'

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