Profile: Matt Knight
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Big Brother: Bookies close book on nookie28 May 2004
Hell's Kitchen latest: Ramsay made to look like a pudding26 May 2004
Hirst may sue school caretaker for copying his art31 Mar 2004
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19th March
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Latest headlines
Premiership footballers to take gender tests
Britain closed indefinitely due to snow
Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate