Profile: Si Bowen
Location
WolverhamptonBiography
Born 1973First kiss 1978
Stopped believing in santa 1979
First wolves match 1980
Best christmas present - Big Trak 1982
First criminal excursion - shoplifting spree 1980-82
Lost virginity 1985
First try scored 1986
First knocked someone out 1987
Expelled from school 1990
First proper job - Retail 1990
Left home 1991
Returned home 1993
Moved in with girlfriend 1994
Made international rugby debut - 1994
Second proper job - Scientific Officer 1994
Stopped playing rugby - 1997
Third proper job - Stockbroker 1998
Made first fortune on stockmarket 2000
Lost first fortune 2001
Became financially insolvent 2001
Made redundant 2002
Split up with girlfriend 2002
Resumed rugby career 2002
Fourth proper job - Sales 2003
First time sacked - 2004
Became tee-total - 2005
Started own business - 2005
Submitted first articles to DeadBrain - 2006
Talked down from window ledge after DeadBrain decline articles - ?
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