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23rd July
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Information for Sheep

Many websites are guilty of neglecting woolly animals when it comes to their design, but here at DeadBrain we realise that sheep are valuable members of the Internet community. On this page we have prepared a brief guide to using DeadBrain if you are a sheep.

Navigation

Navigating DeadBrain is easy for farm animals. We have included simple links on every page of the site to get you to where you want to go. Some pages, such as the news index, have even more links to other items that cannot be accessed directly from the menus. To use a link, click on it using the mouse just as human visitors would.

Reading articles

Articles on DeadBrain have been specifically formatted for use by sheep. As you browse our content, you will notice that most pieces of text have been divided up into paragraphs. Research has shown that text in this form is easier for sheep to read.

Forums

DeadBrain believes that just because you are a sheep it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t be able to access our forums like everybody else. Because of this, sheep are just as welcome on our forums as any other mammal.

Foot and Mouth

We recommend that sheep visiting DeadBrain avoid any articles dealing with the foot and mouth outbreak as these may be upsetting.

Technical difficulties

If you discover a technical fault with the website, please contact us. If the fault is with your equipment, we recommend you contact your shepherd.

Contacting DeadBrain

If you have any questions about this guide or any other part of the website, you are more than welcome to get in touch. We have set up a special team of professionally trained sheep to answer your queries. They can be reached through our contact page.

Thank you for visiting DeadBrain. We hope you enjoy your stay.
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