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Today on DeadBrain:
Premiership footballers to take gender tests
Britain closed indefinitely due to snow
Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation

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In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts
28 Oct 2003
Absolutely thrilling.

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28 Sep 2003
God speed.

In Brief: Prince Harry surprised by media interest
26 Sep 2003
Complete shock.

In Brief: Leaders find common ground in Iraq talks
20 Sep 2003
Some progress.

Tories: Asylum seekers should be checked for Britishness
6 Aug 2003
Essential criteria.

In Brief: Public trust satire site more than government
30 Jul 2003
Obviously.

Headmistress spent £7,000 on school equipment, under investigation
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In Brief: Fault takes satire site offline
9 Jul 2003
Big cock-up.

Prince William gets Harry Potter book for birthday
21 Jun 2003
Many happy returns.

In Brief: Harry Potter publication new biggest news story ever
21 Jun 2003
Biggest event in history.

In Brief: Cheney "probably still alive" says Pentagon
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Out there somewhere.

In Brief: Government pledges standards improvement over euro test failure
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The three €s.

Iraq actually won war; Iraqi WMD found in White House
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History rewritten.

In Brief: Bush forces G8 leaders to watch cartoons
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Cultural extravaganza.

In Brief: Government denies "duping" public over WMD
1 Jun 2003
Didn't happen.

In Brief: FBU says fire-fighters will "keep it real" despite pay deal
29 May 2003
Innit.

Eurovision: Resignations demanded over UK performance
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Diabolical.

Cheney to host special "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
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In Brief: Bush pledges to hunt down suicide bombers
13 May 2003
Good luck.

Rumsfeld pulls troops out of Syria
29 Apr 2003
Not needed.

Blair disappointed not to win "rear of the year"
23 Apr 2003
Came close.

S Club to split, music quality to improve
22 Apr 2003
Disappointment.

Archbishop Bean delivers Easter message
20 Apr 2003
"Flibble."

Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album
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Cashing in.

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