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February 2002
Revolting Liberals
22 Feb 2002
Cross-party campaign group New Europe today revealed that Liberal Democrat MPs are planning to revolt against the party's line on the Euro in the event of a referendum. This has prompted a widespread lack of interest in the whole issue, except from our Political Editor Douglas Ramsbottom who was "almost" shocked at the revelation. According to eyewitnesses in the DeadBrain office, upon hearing the news Mr Ramsbottom shouted, "Bloody hell, I didn't realise there were enough of them for a revolt!"
Baby Beckham
23 Feb 2002
It was announced yesterday that the combined IQ of the Beckham household is set to almost double in September, with the arrival of a new baby. After journalists reminded him where babies came from, David Beckham said he was "ecstatic", while wife Victoria was said to be "dieting rapidly". Self-appointed experts have suggested that, like their first child, the new baby will be named after the place where it was conceived. Reports that the baby may be called "Bed" or "Peckham" have been vigorously denied.
Hey, look at this!
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