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March 2003 Blair: Please don't veto my war 11 Mar 2003 The Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today made a passionate plea to the French, Russian and Chinese governments: "Please don't veto my war". "Look, we've put a lot of time and effort into preparing for this war," he said at an emotional press conference this morning. "It would be a shame to waste it now. Couldn't you just let this one through? Just this once? We'd be awfully grateful." The opposing governments were said to be unmoved by Mr Blair's address. New "half-decent" hospital plans unveiled 14 Mar 2003 The government yesterday unveiled controversial new plans for creating so-called "half-decent hospitals". If the Health and Social Care Bill is passed, hospitals will be given the freedom to "treat patients", "clean their wards" and "provide edible food" in a move that rocks the very foundations of the modern NHS. However, many Labour MPs strongly oppose the Bill. "This is not what New Labour is about," protested one rebel. "People did not vote for us so we could mess about providing a decent standard of healthcare, education and policing – they voted for us to go to war in Iraq. Or have I got that wrong?" Saddam demands Bush leaves White House in 24 hours 19 Mar 2003 Saddam Hussein has demanded President Bush leaves the White House in 24 hours or faces war. Speaking on state television and dressed in full military fatigues with a comedy false nose and glasses, the Iraqi dictator said that George W Bush has until 1am GMT to resign as president and leave the United States or his army would be forced to fight American troops "to the death". The White House has declined to comment.
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