2 Feb 2009 in News
Light dusting shuts down whole country.Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
28 Jun 2008 in News
Latest theft from Hazel Blears.Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
25 Jun 2008 in News
Tough action from Gordon Brown.Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
13 May 2008 in News
Empty call centres prompt downfall of human race.Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
18 Feb 2008 in News
Just when you thought your country couldn't get any smaller...Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
27 Jan 2008 in News
Urgent action needed.
