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22 Aug 2009
Masculinity of well-known players questioned.
Britain closed indefinitely due to snow
2 Feb 2009
Light dusting shuts down whole country.
Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
28 Jun 2008
Latest theft from Hazel Blears.
Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
25 Jun 2008
Tough action from Gordon Brown.
Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
13 May 2008
Empty call centres prompt downfall of human race.
Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
18 Feb 2008
Just when you thought your country couldn't get any smaller...
Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
27 Jan 2008
Urgent action needed.
Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate
20 Jan 2008
New report into immigration.
American writers strike turns nasty
15 Jan 2008
Writers attacked for accidentally being funny.
Millennium Goals 'pushed back until next one'
6 Jan 2008
Initial targets too ambitious.
Thousands inconvenienced as trains operate normally
2 Jan 2008
Delays, overcrowding and a nasty smell.
New Year celebrations too risky, says Government
31 Dec 2007
Better to stay indoors and go to bed early.
Canada seizes North Pole
18 Dec 2007
Mission accomplished.
Allegations of fidelity and sobriety mar Lib Dem leadership contest
16 Nov 2007
Contenders not fit to lead.
Met police 'thought de Menezes was Pete Doherty'
16 Nov 2007
Mistaken identity saves talentless twit from long arm of law once again.
'Lack of decent excuse' to blame for Home Secretary keeping quiet
13 Nov 2007
Needed time to think one up.
Bush: Pakistan may join the "Axle of Evil"
6 Nov 2007
Musharraf not answering calls.
Iran imprisons Dumbledore
22 Oct 2007
Gays? What gays?
News channels scramble to cover Campbell resignation
15 Oct 2007
Sky News deploys helicopter to nursing home.
Ming Campbell quits after long health battle
15 Oct 2007
Ineffectiveness takes another career.
McCanns accused over Northern Rock queuing crisis
19 Sep 2007
Geordie police to request couple's extradition to Newcastle.
Brighton Rock in crisis
17 Sep 2007
Brighton Rock faces liquidation.
Patients banned from hospitals on health grounds
6 Sep 2007
Government says they spread infection.
Nine million dead as agencies battle for splash
4 Sep 2007
Inaccuracies cause chaos.
UN deadlock on Amy Winehouse crisis
3 Sep 2007
Members fail to agree.
Prescott "could be replaced by bucket of lard"
28 Aug 2007
Search is on to replace former Deputy PM.
Government to combat Hull, Tewkesbury flood risk with new Thames barrier
26 Aug 2007
Radical new action plan announced.
Exclusive: Disastrous flooding could happen again, sometime
25 Aug 2007
DeadBrain talks to leading scientist.
Government in tough crackdown on binge-raining
21 Aug 2007
Nanny knows best.
Jedi knight demands right to carry laser weapon in school
15 Aug 2007
Religious rights take a turn for the intergalactic.
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