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  November 2002
November brought not quite as many updates as October, but still a mighty fine selection ranging from the attempted kidnapping of Iain Duncan Smith to the imminent destruction of the world according to the Daily Mirror.

As always, you can find a full list of the stories we've published below:

Government launches celebrity crackdown
1 Nov 2002
 Chirac calls for ban on British bullshit, expulsion from Europe
2 Nov 2002
 British diplomatic mission to Paris fails
3 Nov 2002
 Police foil IDS kidnap attempt
4 Nov 2002
 IDS crisis statement: There is no crisis
5 Nov 2002
 Liberal Democrats call off mass strike
5 Nov 2002
 Tories unite behind leader: We all think you're useless
7 Nov 2002
 British plane operators cleared of flying
8 Nov 2002
 Royal memory latest: Queen remembers who she is
9 Nov 2002
 Terror warning error blamed on Microsoft Office
9 Nov 2002
 McDonald's to pull out of Iraq
10 Nov 2002
 Blair warns vigilance over London Mayor
11 Nov 2002
 Firemen down hoses
12 Nov 2002
 Fire strike: Army won't respond to burning underpants
13 Nov 2002
 Strike latest: Mirror announces Britain to collapse by Sunday
14 Nov 2002
 Fire strike called off for Children in Need
16 Nov 2002
 Saddam says inspectors may try to inspect weapons
17 Nov 2002
 Mirror announces the world is still doomed
18 Nov 2002
 IDS not to appear in Celeb Big Bro
20 Nov 2002
 Tory "leader" fined for not trying
21 Nov 2002
 Deputy PM causes destruction of world as we know it
22 Nov 2002
 Government orders arsonists back to work
24 Nov 2002
 Minister quits over BNP "fire-fighting" row
26 Nov 2002
 Brown to swap pound for Monopoly money
27 Nov 2002
 Hasbro fined for cheating
29 Nov 2002
 Spoof leader "damaging" party
30 Nov 2002
October 2002 2002 Index December 2002


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