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  March 2003
March was the month that the war finally kicked off in Iraq. Few other stories made it into the headlines and the war was top of the news agenda every day. DeadBrain covered every twist and turn in full - you can find a complete list of the stories we've published below:

FBI: British pensioner actually responsible for every crime ever committed
1 Mar 2003
 Bush adds British pensioner to Axis of Evil
2 Mar 2003
 Bush in "gay" nations controversy
3 Mar 2003
 California sorority gives up abstinence for Lent
4 Mar 2003
 Blix reports on Iraq's toothpick decommissioning
8 Mar 2003
 British Army to build 5-star hotel for Kuwait troops
10 Mar 2003
 Saddam to sit exam in weapons decommissioning
12 Mar 2003
 Iraq war to be added to National Curriculum
13 Mar 2003
 Queen cancels Belgium trip to visit Iraq blitz victims
14 Mar 2003
 Blair: Saddam must do his bit for Comic Relief
14 Mar 2003
 Bush: Canada has "weapons of moose distraction"
15 Mar 2003
 UK forces ready for war; Simpson ready to liberate Baghdad
16 Mar 2003
 US troops ready for war; know roughly where Iraq is
16 Mar 2003
 Bush stung by "easy target" criticism
17 Mar 2003
 Principles discovered in Labour Party; ministers resign
18 Mar 2003
 Government to clamp down on celebrities
18 Mar 2003
 US leaflet drops on Saddam palaces have little effect
19 Mar 2003
 UK to abandon war completely after kids miss school
19 Mar 2003
 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring
20 Mar 2003
 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand"
20 Mar 2003
 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed
21 Mar 2003
 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans
22 Mar 2003
 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004
23 Mar 2003
 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay
24 Mar 2003
 London estate agents plans new homeless development
25 Mar 2003
 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market
26 Mar 2003
 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France
27 Mar 2003
 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television
28 Mar 2003
 Where the hell is Liechtenstein, anyway?
29 Mar 2003
February 2003 2003 Index April 2003


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