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Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate

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  September 2003
Balloons, inquiries, students, Segways and party conferences. It must be autumn. Here's what we had to say in September:

Parents of pre-schoolers to attend remedial schooling
1 Sep 2003
 Bush back at work, world safe once again
2 Sep 2003
 No. 10 press office announces successful balloon mission
3 Sep 2003
 Britons to be required to pass language and citizenship test
3 Sep 2003
 Gap clothing sued over misleading school adverts
4 Sep 2003
 US seeks alternative financing for its occupation of Iraq
5 Sep 2003
 Anti-abortion activists promise reprisals against executioners
6 Sep 2003
 Sexless government infuriated by vibrant young people
8 Sep 2003
 Visitors criticise lack of rides at arms fair
9 Sep 2003
 Holyrood building loses world overspend record
10 Sep 2003
 Taliban preparing for comeback tour of Afghanistan
10 Sep 2003
 RIAA pushes for ban on computers, Internet, electricity
13 Sep 2003
 Renewed calls for Hutton Inquiry to be clearly marked
15 Sep 2003
 Cheney look-alike blames Saddam Hussein™ for everything
17 Sep 2003
 Bush to Hurricane Isabel: "Bring it on!"
18 Sep 2003
 Government outlaws popular meat-based product
19 Sep 2003
 Branson considering Iraq bid
22 Sep 2003
 Robin Cook freshers prank goes too far
23 Sep 2003
 White House sacks Bush speechwriters after poor UN performance
24 Sep 2003
 Kennedy – "We can replace Conservatives as also rans"
25 Sep 2003
 Prince Charles welcomes results of GM survey
25 Sep 2003
 Plans afoot to keep Blaine in box indefinitely
26 Sep 2003
 Segway issues product recall over stupidity risk
27 Sep 2003
 Bush excited about forthcoming UK visit
29 Sep 2003
 Tories offer to help Blair change direction
30 Sep 2003
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