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Holy Blair
11 Jan 2002
Fire-fighters in Australia today confirmed that Tony Blair played an important part in their tackling of the recent bush fires. According to Douglas Ramsbottom, a volunteer who helped fight the fires around Sydney, Mr Blair flew into Australia "at midnight" to help them out. "It was awesome," he said. "He just came down as if from the heavens, then he started doing this rain dance, and suddenly it was pouring down!"
Amazed eyewitnesses tell us that Mr Blair then proceeded to fight the fires himself, "spraying the water on them like a man possessed". In recent weeks, Mr Blair has also single-handedly fought and won the war in Afghanistan, reversed global warming, healed the blind, and "opened a can of baked beans without getting tomato sauce on his tie". These amazing feats have fuelled speculation that Mr Blair may actually be god, or, perhaps more likely, the new presenter of Jim'll Fix It.
Hey, look at this!
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