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White House Health Scare
14 Jan 2002
A full-scale health scare rocked the White House last night, leaving President Bush in a heap on the floor and several bodyguards with brown trousers. Several ambulances were called, journalists were mobilized and the National Guard was sent into a small town on the outskirts of Detroit following the scare.
According to White House insiders, President Bush was watching a game of football when the incident happened. Although some initial reports suggested that the President had been carpet bombed with snack food by Islamic terrorists, it turned out that the dumb ass hadn't chewed his food properly. Nonetheless, many of the al'Quaida terror suspects being held in Cuba have been subjected to deep probing interrogation, as has Robin Cook, albeit voluntarily.
This looks good...
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