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Widdecombe Campaign Launched
21 Jan 2002
The entire world was "incredibly excited" last night, as DeadBrain launched its first ever Campaign. The Bring Back Ann Widdecombe Campaign (BBAWC) set out its vision for a Widdecombe-filled future at a star-studded gala in Croyden, which was attended by a variety of celebrities, including Peter Mandelson with pierced ears, Clare Short with a pierced tongue, and John Prescott with a nose ring.
Ever since the much-loved Ann Widdecombe's replacement, Oliver "smells like cheese" Letwin came to office after the 2001 election, there have been calls from right across the political spectrum for him to "piss off back where he came from". Now, after literally seconds of intense deliberation, DeadBrain has decided to throw its considerable force behind the campaign to bring back Ann.
Speaking after a typically classy board meeting, which consisted of a plank of wood and one or two stray sheep, DeadBrain's Chief Executive Douglas Ramsbottom had little to say, on the account that he was "pissed beyond all recognition". However, Mr Ramsbottom's response has not detracted from the campaigners' spirits, of which there are still "several crates left".
You can discuss the campaign here.
Oi, down here!
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