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Duncan Smith Explodes!
10 Feb 2002
Just days after DeadBrain revealed that Iain Duncan Smith is a robotic waxwork; the great man himself has blown up in spectacular fashion. The explosion, which is believed to have been caused by an electrical fault or "John Prescott", happened while the Mark 2 model was playing chess with a group of pensioners in South London.
According to eyewitnesses, who were temporarily blinded by the force of Mr Duncan Smith's explosion, the robotic leader of the Conservative Party had been "losing badly" all afternoon and the embarrassment had got too much for him. "I've never seen anything like it," said one bemused pensioner. "There he was, losing a game for the 7th time, then all of a sudden 'bang' and he was gone. William Hague never did anything like that."
High-ranking officials at the Conservative Party refused to speak to DeadBrain on the grounds that they have "better things to do", but one bored receptionist told us, "It's like buses, there'll be another one along soon. The boffins are working on Mark 3 already." DeadBrain is, of course, looking forward to the release of Mark 3 into the community with a similar amount of excitement to that experienced by the public as a whole when Mark 1 first shot to near-fame.
This looks good...
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