| |
MMR replacement announced
11 Feb 2002
The government today announced a new vaccine designed to dispel fears over the MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) injections administered to young children. The new MRM (Measles, Rubella, Mumps) vaccine has been improved by "genetically reorganising the letters".
A top-ranking government spokesman secretly met with reporters from DeadBrain and a baguette salesman at a shady restaurant in East London this morning. Whispering behind a copy of the Sun, he told us, "the new vaccine has been tested on baby Blair who, when not screaming at anyone who goes near him, is not showing any signs of side effects". Downing Street have not responded.
Have you seen this?
|
|
