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Blair Concert Announcement
12 Feb 2002
Fresh from his trip to Africa, the Prime Minister has announced a new initiative to raise funds for the poverty-stricken continent. Speaking from an extremely large podium, which was so big it required its own room, Mr Blair told journalists in another street via a rather loud PA system, "For too long the world has ignored the plight of poor people in Africa." After standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Alistair Campbell he continued, "Now, thanks to this new initiative, we can all help."
On Friday 1st March, Mr Blair will open a star-studded concert in aid of Africa's poor. Called "Blair Aid", the concert will feature such musical greats as Michael Jackson, Queen and S Club 7. Organisers are also hinting that MPs will take part in the extravaganza, which is likely to be hosted by "Dale Winton or someone".
Continuing on its ever-winding path to global domination, DeadBrain has obtained exclusive rights to the event after a fierce bidding process. According to some eyewitnesses, one competitor even set its pet hamster onto our representative. Mindless violence aside, though, rest assured that we will be bringing you more news on this special event over the next few weeks.
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