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He lives!
3 Feb 2002
The world is rejoicing today as the much loved, highly respected and only slightly smelly leader of the Bring Back Ann Widdecombe Campaign, Gregory T Mullet OBE, has come back from the dead. As may well be typical on these occasions, there have been many conflicting reports about Mr Mullet's rebirth.
One woman in Alabama reported seeing Mr Mullet – a life-long hero of hers – "rise phoenix-like from a patch of gooseberries" in her back yard. Meanwhile, Douglas Ramsbottom, an office worker in Oldham, says Mr Mullet "came down from the heavens". Matters were further confused by retired bullfighter Gregory T Mullet, who is unfortunate enough to share his name with Mr Mullet, and whose wife has been receiving cards for the last week. He says he saw his namesake step out of the back of an ice-cream van in Cardiff.
DeadBrain will bring you an exclusive interview with Gregory T Mullet OBE tomorrow, hopefully with his permission.
Go on, have a look at this...
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