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Mullet: Future Undecided
7 Feb 2002
The future of media personality and close friend of DeadBrain, Gregory T Mullet OBE, is today undecided. Mr Mullet, who this week gave an exclusive interview to DeadBrain, had previously led the Bring Back Ann Widdecombe Campaign, but following his kidnap appears to have forgotten all about it.
Some sources are suggesting that Mr Mullet will become the next Archbishop of Canterbury, while until earlier this week it had been widely expected that he would be announced as the new member of "Hear'Say". Despite this obvious setback, though, Mr Mullet has his own plans. "I've become quite attached to that little ice cream van," he told us. "So I might start touring the country in it like Cannon and Ball or something."
DeadBrain will, of course, be only too glad to track his progress, and an announcement about the future of the Bring Back Ann Widdecombe Campaign is due tomorrow.
How cool is this?
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