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New Awards Ceremony Announced
11 Mar 2002
Hype and excitement are growing to almost Eurovision proportions following the announcement of the first annual DeadBrain Political Awards. The awards ceremony, which will be held with all the glitz and glamour the Dog and Duck pub can muster, will be fronted by television personality and expert political writer Dr Gregory T Mullet, a long-time friend and known associate of DeadBrain.
The winners of the prestigious awards, nicknamed "Widdys", will be decided by the staff of DeadBrain while on a drunken outing to the aforementioned public house in the next few weeks. Readers of DeadBrain, of which there are at least one and a half, will also be able to vote on a special award for the politician of the year.
To make sure that voting is as fair and democratic as possible, DeadBrain has hired two Zimbabwean election officials to oversee the process at great expense. Nominations for the politician of the year can be sent to awards@deadbrain.co.uk, along with your name, address, credit card details and the name of your pet dog if you so desire. Winners will be revealed in a few weeks' time. No purchase necessary, see yourself in the mirror for a shock.
How cool is this?
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