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The Last Boat Race
30 Mar 2002
Rival university students will take to the River Thames this afternoon for their annual boat race. DeadBrain's expert sport pundit had little to say about the race on the grounds that he was "too drunk", but on who the winner will be he told us: "I'm almost certain it will either be Oxford or Cambridge, but frankly in these conditions anything could happen."
In a surprise development this morning, the race's organisers announced that this year's race would be the last in its current form. According to Professor Gregory T Mullet, a senior stopwatch operator, "the race just isn't demanding enough any more". Starting next year, the teams will face a new course, travelling from London to Dundee by train. "This will be much more exciting," said Professor Mullet through his megaphone. "The new course is extremely physically demanding. In fact, it will be a miracle if both of the teams finish it!"
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