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Concert Marred by Violence
9 Mar 2002
Crowds of over 100,000 people turned out in the pouring rain last night to experience one of the country's biggest ever music concerts. Blair Aid, which was launched with great fanfare by the Prime Minister, included performances by Michael Jackson, S Club 7 and Robin Cook on the bongos.
The concert was held to raise funds for "Africa or something", and to raise Tony Blair's profile still further. The proceedings were, however, marred by violence as mobs of Bring Back Ann Widdecombe Campaign supporters marched on the concert without tickets. Ms Widdecombe, who did not attend the concert for her own personal safety, had wanted to perform a live duet with Cliff Richard, but organisers turned her down. Her supporters were naturally aghast at the decision, and proceeded to beat up Peter Mandelson's entire fan club en masse. A terminally stupid man in Stratford was unavailable for comment.
Look at this, moron.
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