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An Announcement
20 Apr 2002
Dear loyal visitor and the man standing behind you in a hockey mask,
At approximately 19:40 GMT/BST/IN THE EVENING on 17th April 2002, the world-renowned website of DeadBrain was suspended following a complaint. We are happy to announce that DeadBrain is now fully operational again and all matters arising from this complaint and the subsequent flatulence suffered by one member of staff have been resolved.
Normal service is unlikely to follow because it was never practiced here in the first place, but starting tomorrow (20th April 2002) content will be added on its usual semi-regular basis.
We would like to apologise to all of the people using our content feeds on their websites, as these were also unavailable during the suspension. We will shortly begin taking steps to prevent this from happening in the future, but in the meantime they should be working and it’s safe to let your dog out again.
Thanks for all of your support,
The DeadBrain Team
Oi, down here!
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