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  The nation tunes in
Streets across England were empty yesterday morning as the nation eagerly settled down in front of their televisions. "I can't think of anything better to do on a Sunday morning," said one man in Worcester. "It's a real treat."

Overnight viewing figures suggest that nearly 83% of the country tuned into a special jubilee edition of BBC1's Breakfast With Frost. Analysts say that the figures prove once and for all that the jubilee is more popular with viewers than football.



Look at this, moron.


 
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