| | Website completes world tour
11 Jul 2002
Thousands of people were lining the streets today as the creators of the now infamous news satire website "DeadBrain" completed their world tour. Emerging from the back of the website's luxury "ten careful owners" 1970s minibus in Giggleswick, North Yorkshire, Executive Editor and keen amateur cheer leader Gregory T Mullet made a touching speech to the crowds of people there to witness his arrival.
"Woah man, it's like so cool that you're all here," said Mr Mullet, who is a keen supporter of the government's new cannabis legislation. "Who would have thought it, little old me…hold on, is that Ann Widdecombe dancing on that table?"
The popular website's world tour has also taken the team behind it to such exotic locations as Southampton and Hereford, although notably not to any locations outside of the UK. Organisers have also continued to deny reports that any of its writers were spotted in a lap dancing club in Soho, including from the seedy man they paid £20 to keep quiet, the bastard.
Tomorrow, on the website's official first birthday, the website is set to host a massive concert at a secret location in Cleethorpes, while street parties are likely to be held across the country over the weekend.
DeadBrain will bring you full details and special reports on the celebrations starting tomorrow.
Oi, down here!
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