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| You have been disturbed by: Home > News | 7th January |
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 9/11 remembered 11 Sep 2002 As a mark of respect on the anniversary of September 11th, news satire websites across the DeadBrain office today failed to update with new satirical content. Gregory T Mullet, the editor-in-chief of "DeadBrain", one such website based in the DeadBrain office, muttered exclusively to DeadBrain this afternoon. "It's a respect thing," he said solemnly. "It's not every year that we get a September 11th, so this year we're marking it by not updating our website. We thought it would be a special thing to do." Douglas Ramsbottom, lead writer for another news satire website which was found this morning to be based in the DeadBrain office and has since been "brutally ejected", agreed with Mr Mullet. "We're not just lazy," he assured our body-builder security guard as he was forcefully removed from the premises. "We really do mean this as a mark of respect. Now will you please put me down?" Meanwhile, staff at the popular news satire website "DeadBrain" are said to have taken the news that there could be further attacks today "in a calm and collected manner". Speaking from his underground bunker while surrounded by bodyguards and a sheep farmer called Dave, Chief Executive Lord Gregory T Mullet Snr may have assured anyone standing near him that he wasn't at all scared, but the rubber chemical suit and gasmask he was wearing unfortunately obscured his speech. Writers at the website's main headquarters were equally unfazed, saying that barricading the doors and doing their work from underneath their desks while wearing saucepans on their heads was "standard practice" on a Wednesday. Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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