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 Iraq gives Bush what he wants "to piss him off" 17 Sep 2002 In a calculated U-turn designed to annoy the White House, Iraq today declared that it would allow weapons inspectors into the country without condition. In a letter to the United Nations, Iraqi Foreign Minister Naji Sabri wrote that Iraq "based its decision?on its desire to complete the implementation of the relevant Security Council resolutions". In a handwritten Post-it note attached to the letter, Mr Sabri added: "And besides, we could do with some more hostages." President Bush, however, was not impressed. "The President is disgusted by Saddam Hussein's latest evil act," fumed an official spokesman. "I mean, who the hell does he think he is? How dare he give us exactly what we said we wanted! That's not what we wanted at all!" The reaction from Britain was similarly sceptical. "Iraq has a history of playing games," warned the Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw. "And what's worse ? they cheat! That bastard Sabri beat me at Cluedo last week but there's no way it was Colonel Mustard wot did it," he added. Experts have meanwhile warned that today's news could place both a military campaign against Iraq and a planned international board games contest at risk. "Bush and Blair will find it hard to press for regime change in Iraq now the weapons inspectors are going back in," said Gulf War veteran General Douglas Ramsbottom. "And I seriously doubt that Jack Straw will ever play Cluedo against Naji Sabri again, the cheating little git." Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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