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 Government publishes dossier of evidence on Bush 24 Sep 2002 The government published a dossier of evidence against President Bush today, as his long-running campaign to fight a war with Iraq progressed further still. The 50-page dossier contains evidence about Bush's military muscle, his political power and his use of the Oval Office for Clinton-style "extra-curricular activities". However, since most of the information comes from intelligence sources, much of it is unsubstantiated for fear that agents' positions could be compromised. Comment on the dossier has come from all directions. In an emergency Commons debate today, the Prime Minister said that the "policy of containment" towards Bush had not worked, and that the international community will "have to act". In contrast, the Conservative Leader, Iain Duncan Smith, backed Mr Bush, saying that he was right to want to attack Iraq, adding, "let's get the bastard". Charles Kennedy, for the Liberal Democrats, meanwhile urged for a peaceful solution, "perhaps involving proportional representation or cannabis". Outside Westminster, the general public has reacted with anger, relief, total apathy and "sometimes all three". Douglas Ramsbottom, an attractive young waitress and occasional student from Oxford, told DeadBrain that he "broadly agreed" with the need to hurl insults at Bush. "I can see your point," he told our man with the cream doughnut. "Bush is quite a humorous guy. I don't see any problem with you faking a dossier of evidence against him. It might get one or two laughs." Others weren't as enthusiastic. "Leave the poor guy alone," moaned a pensioner hanging out her washing in Chester. "He's never done anything to you. It's not his fault he's from Texas." A spokesman for the President has denounced the document as "appallingly accurate", while Iraqi sources were too busy hiding their weapons to comment. Click here to see our summary of the evidence against Bush. Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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