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 Blair in Camp David for talks 8 Sep 2002 Tony Blair flew out to Camp David to hold talks with President Bush yesterday, amid speculation that a war against Iraq is drawing ever closer. On the agenda were a variety of security-related issues, reportedly including when to bomb Iraq, when to send in ground troops, and what colour ties the two leaders would wear when they do so. The talks, however, attracted the criticism of the Liberal Democrats. "Who is this 'Camp David'?" asked defence spokesman Paul Keetch. "It's not a very P.C. name – perhaps the prime minister could refer to him as 'Homosexual David' or 'Heterosexually-challenged David' in future? And besides, what's he got to do with anything?" Meanwhile, the prime minister's offer to pay in blood to maintain the "special relationship" between Britain and the US has been declined by a senior member of the Bush administration. "We've got enough blood on our hands already, we don't need yours as well," declared Bill Gates at a press conference this morning. "And besides, your blood gives people CJD. We do accept all major credit cards, though, if that's any help." Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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