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 Survey: Women are "terrified" of Labour 1 Oct 2002 A new survey out today has found that 80% of women are "terrified" of Labour. The survey, carried out by Mother and Baby magazine, was published to coincide with the start of Labour's annual conference in Blackpool at a time when the party is at its most vulnerable. "With confrontations over Iraq and PFIs inevitable, this survey has really come at a bad time for Labour," said DeadBrain's jamboree correspondent, Douglas Ramsbottom. "Personally I had always thought the Conservatives to be the scariest of the main parties, so for Labour to come out on top is a bit of a surprise." The survey found that women were still afraid of the Conservative Party under Iain Duncan Smith's leadership, but analysts have put that down to "a fear of the unknown more than anything else". Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy may be glad to know that his party came out as the most friendliest in the survey, with a fifth of all women interviewed confessing to a desire "to sit on the big ginger bear's knee". More worrying is the fact that 43% of interviewees said that after voting Labour they did not receive a good standard of after-care: 41% required painkillers, while over half "required stitches" after watching John Prescott dancing at the 1997 victory party. 44% confessed to feeling "down and shocked", but 99% said that voting Labour gave them more happiness than giving birth. Related articles DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" 7 Nov 2003 Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader 6 Nov 2003 Trick or treat with Michael Howard 31 Oct 2003 Howard to stand as Tory leader after all 30 Oct 2003 16:14 Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest 29 Oct 2003 23:55 Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun 29 Oct 2003 19:40 In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts 28 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith demands dry cleaning be returned by Wednesday 27 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith victim of Conservative-Labour bidding war 23 Oct 2003 Tory leader to give birth, have heart scare, go into space 20 Oct 2003 Tory leader "has office", to be investigated 12 Oct 2003 WHO moves to contain IDS outbreak in Blackpool 9 Oct 2003 Newsreaders hospitalised after Duncan Smith promise 6 Oct 2003 Tory leader calls for Kelly inquiry to be produced in cartoon form 22 Jul 2003 Conservative leader to join Big Brother house 9 Jul 2003 Trisha helps IDS in Conservative Party makeover 19 Jun 2003 Conservative leader resigned several months ago 31 May 2003 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 IDS "bad for health" claims report 16 May 2003 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 IDS - "a real threat to government" 5 May 2003 New Tory information minister hails election victory 2 May 2003 Tories deny open warfare; call in weapons inspectors 24 Feb 2003 "Spoons save Tories", claim spin-doctors 22 Feb 2003
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