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| You just fell over: Home > News | 11th February |
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 Saddam says inspectors may try to inspect weapons 17 Nov 2002 Saddam Hussein has said he cannot rule out the presence of weapons inspectors in the team of weapons inspectors about to begin inspecting weapons in Iraq. In a remarkably frank address to the Iraqi people, the president said that there was a "strong possibility" some of the weapons inspectors may try to look at his weapons, but he would do everything he could to stop them "getting too close". Meanwhile Hans Blix, the man in charge of weapons inspections, has pledged to remove anyone with links to intelligence from his team. "Make no mistake," he said on a stopover in Paris, "we are not here to gather intelligence, and we are certainly not here to lounge about drinking French beer," he added, signalling to the barman to pour him another one. President Bush has given Mr Blix his "full backing". Speaking in his weekly radio address, Mr Bush said: "French beer tastes like piss, give me pretzels any day". A spokesman later added that the US has no intentions of gathering intelligence in Iraq, "no matter how much we might need it". Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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