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 IDS not to appear in Celeb Big Bro 20 Nov 2002 The Conservative "leader", Iain Duncan Smith, this evening found out that he hadn't been chosen as one of this year's Celebrity Big Brother contestants. "Naturally Mr Duncan Smith is very disappointed that he hasn't been picked to take part in the programme," said a colleague. "He is well known for his charity work, particularly for the Conservative Party, and given his rising media profile we thought he would be an obvious choice. He has been waiting by the phone for the last three days just in case one of the others dropped out, but sadly it's not to be. The public don't know what they're missing out on." The party has also denied that Mr Duncan Smith's eagerness to get into the House was an attempt to revive his flagging career. Previous contestants have all benefited from the exposure the programme brought, but a spokesman has said that was not Mr Duncan Smith's motivation for applying. According to Douglas Ramsbottom, the Tory "leader" only wanted to participate in order to help "vulnerable causes". An alleged plot by Conservative MPs to keep Mr Duncan Smith off the public's screens so that he wouldn't embarrass them any further has meanwhile been denied unconvincingly. Related articles DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" 7 Nov 2003 Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader 6 Nov 2003 Trick or treat with Michael Howard 31 Oct 2003 Howard to stand as Tory leader after all 30 Oct 2003 16:14 Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest 29 Oct 2003 23:55 Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun 29 Oct 2003 19:40 In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts 28 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith demands dry cleaning be returned by Wednesday 27 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith victim of Conservative-Labour bidding war 23 Oct 2003 Tory leader to give birth, have heart scare, go into space 20 Oct 2003 Tory leader "has office", to be investigated 12 Oct 2003 WHO moves to contain IDS outbreak in Blackpool 9 Oct 2003 Newsreaders hospitalised after Duncan Smith promise 6 Oct 2003 Tory leader calls for Kelly inquiry to be produced in cartoon form 22 Jul 2003 Conservative leader to join Big Brother house 9 Jul 2003 Trisha helps IDS in Conservative Party makeover 19 Jun 2003 Conservative leader resigned several months ago 31 May 2003 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 IDS "bad for health" claims report 16 May 2003 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 IDS - "a real threat to government" 5 May 2003 New Tory information minister hails election victory 2 May 2003 Tories deny open warfare; call in weapons inspectors 24 Feb 2003 "Spoons save Tories", claim spin-doctors 22 Feb 2003
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