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![]() Minister quits over BNP "fire-fighting" row 26 Nov 2002 A Scottish minister resigned today after reportedly calling members of the British National Party "fire-fighting bastards". According to a Sunday newspaper, Gregory T McMullet, the minister responsible for fishing holidays, made the comparison at a dinner party last week. The far right-wing BNP immediately denied any claims that it fought fires. "We have no intention of putting out fires," said spokesman Adolf Ramsbottom. "What do you think we are, the army? If anything we start the fires, but if you think you're ever going to prove that you've got another thing coming." Speaking after he handed in his letter of resignation, Mr McMullet told journalists that he "definitely did not" call fascists fire-fighters, but for the sake of solving the fire strike he would step down. Meanwhile the position of another Scottish MP who accused the Labour party of being "socialist" is looking shaky. Related articles Union criticises first unpowered flight across Channel 1 Aug 2003 In Brief: FBU says fire-fighters will "keep it real" despite pay deal 29 May 2003 New Prescott compromise: Firemen can strike in their own time 22 Apr 2003 Fire brigade to go to Iraq 2 Dec 2002 Minister quits over BNP "fire-fighting" row 26 Nov 2002 Government orders arsonists back to work 24 Nov 2002 Prescott "could have been avoided" 23 Nov 2002 Deputy PM causes destruction of world as we know it 22 Nov 2002 Fire strike called off for Children in Need 16 Nov 2002 Strike latest: Mirror announces Britain to collapse by Sunday 14 Nov 2002 Fire strike: Army won't respond to burning underpants 13 Nov 2002 Firemen down hoses 12 Nov 2002 Liberal Democrats call off mass strike 5 Nov 2002
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