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| EXCLUSIVE: New evidence in Cherie Blair scandal (Part 1) 14 Dec 2002 Part 1 of far too many DeadBrain can today exclusively reveal damaging new misinformation about Cherie Blair's connections with convicted fraudster Peter Foster. In a self-congratulatory speech on Radio 4 this morning, DeadBrain's editor Gregory T Mullet said that previous allegations were "timid in comparison to these", adding: "Man, we're good." Below we show the full extent of the pair's dealings over a period stretching more than 60 years. September 1939 The Second World War begins after an evil conspiracy between Cherie Booth and Peter Foster leads to the invasion of Poland by Germany. September 1954 Cherie Booth born in mysterious circumstances. Secret recordings obtained by DeadBrain show that Peter Foster was there at the birth, attempting to sell souvenir cigarette cards. October 1962 Peter Foster's determination to park his missiles in Cuba (a move secretly backed by Cherie Booth in an anonymous letter to John F Kennedy) leads to the Cuban Missile Crisis, which is only averted when a journalist from DeadBrain travels to Australia to speak to Foster. November 1963 Annoyed by JFK's resistance to his plans for world domination, Peter Foster travels to Dallas, Texas, to assassinate him. New evidence uncovered by DeadBrain suggests that Cherie Booth was on the grassy knoll. December 1964 While at university, Cherie Booth and Peter Foster hold a public meeting calling for complete nuclear disarmament, the nuking of Moscow and the UK to ally itself with Vietnam. The meeting receives little press coverage. December 1978 News of Cherie Booth's relationship with Peter Foster reaches the newspapers, resulting in the Winter of Discontent. The dead went unburied, rubbish was piled up and inflation soared, bringing about the end of Jim Callaghan's Labour government. To this day the pair still deny it was their fault, but DeadBrain has seen forged documentary evidence that shows it was. Tomorrow, we bring the story up to the present day with more shocking revelations about Cherie Blair's activities with Peter Foster.
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