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 ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE: Yet more evidence against Cherie Blair (Part 2)
Part 2 of far too many
In part two of our dossier of evidence against Cherie Blair and Peter Foster, DeadBrain brings the story up to the present day.

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May 1979
Cherie Booth and Peter Foster launch a joint campaign in support of Margaret Thatcher's election bid.

March 1980
Continuing her Thatcherite ideology, Cherie Booth marries Tony Blair, with Peter Foster as a bridesmaid.

August 1987
A taped phone conversation between Cherie Blair and Peter Foster reveals that both were involved in the crucifixion of Christ.

March 1990
Cherie Blair, with Peter Foster by her side, leads protestors into battle against the Poll Tax. Husband Tony had a cold.

February 1991
Peter Foster leads an attack on Downing Street in the guise of the IRA, with help from getaway driver Cherie Blair.

June 1992
Peter Foster changes his name to Peter Mandelson and begins a double life.

November 1994
Cherie Blair makes the first ever National Lottery draw and coincidentally wins a prize of £839,254, which she splits with Peter Foster.

June 1995
John Major resigns as leader of the Conservative Party and is challenged by John Redwood, backed by Peter Foster. Cherie Blair distributes leaflets in Trafalgar Square.

May 1997
"New" Labour wins a landslide victory in the general election, but Cherie Blair and Peter Foster secretly back John Major's Conservatives.

August 1997
Peter Foster chases Princess Diana through Paris in his sports car, with Cherie Blair as passenger with a telephoto lens. The Princess dies in a crash.

April 1999
Police foil an attempted bank robbery in Aberdeen by Peter Foster, backed by Cherie Blair. Foster escapes in the back of Mrs Blair's car.

December 1999
Cherie Blair meets with Peter Foster at the Millennium Dome to celebrate their biggest fraud yet.

November 2000
The pair lead an audacious attempt to steal £200m worth of diamonds from the Dome, with Peter Foster driving the digger and Cherie Blair waiting in the speedboat.

June 2001
As in 1997, the evil twosome secretly back the Conservative Party in the general election. Peter Foster drives William Hague's truck around the country, while Cherie Blair makes cucumber sandwiches on the "battle bus".

Summer 2001
Peter Foster buys Cherie Blair a dodgy Chinese takeaway, leading to the outbreak of foot and mouth disease across the British countryside.

June 2002
Cherie Blair and husband Tony stay in Peter Foster's luxury holiday home in Morecambe.

December 2002
Peter Foster helps Cherie Blair buy two flats for her son, Euan, in Bristol.

December 2002
The full extent of Cherie Blair's wrongdoings with Peter Foster is unveiled in a series of newspaper articles and by this website.



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