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Blair is crime baron, say Tories
The Conservative "leader", Iain Duncan Smith, attacked Labour's record on crime this morning in an interview on Breakfast With Frost. In his angriest interview of the year so far, Mr Duncan Smith dismissed Tony Blair as "a one-man crime wave". "The Prime Minister is not interested in stopping the serious problem that is crime," he coughed forcefully. "There is a lot of evidence to suggest that together with his band of thugs – the cabinet – he even causes most of it."

Mr Duncan Smith went on to accuse Mr Blair of being "like the head of the mafia or the mob", of "gun-running on his trips abroad" and of "mugging old ladies in the street". The cabinet did not escape Mr Duncan Smith's criticism either, with the Deputy Prime Minister named as "a thug", the Foreign Secretary charged with being "a dope smuggler" and Clare Short dismissed as "a mad old bat who wants locking up".

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