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Saddam: My weapons were for research only
In an unprecedented announcement, Saddam Hussein today told the world's media that he had at one stage possessed weapons of mass destruction, including chemical and biological weapons, but that he had downloaded them from the Internet "for research purposes only".

Speaking on state television, the Iraqi dictator admitted to accessing several websites containing information on manufacturing weapons not permitted under the UN Security Council resolutions against him, but claimed he had done so purely to aid him in writing a book.

However, reaction to the speech here has been sceptical. In his monthly press conference the Prime Minister, Tony Blair, told journalists that he was convinced Saddam still had weapons of mass destruction and he was willing to use them. "We did sell them to him," he assured the nation, "and any suggestion that we would allow an evil criminal to profit from a book is completely false."

Jeffrey Archer is 62.

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