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Saddam unimpressed with Bush New Year resolutions
2 Jan 2003
Saddam Hussein was today said to be "unimpressed" with President Bush's New Year's resolutions, most of which include the words "war", "bombing raids" and "lots of big guns, bang bang, woohoo". Mr Bush's proposed resolutions, many of which may involve the UN Security Council, were scribbled in crayon on a scrap of paper and subsequently leaked to DeadBrain last night.
The lengthy list is summarised below:- Invade Iraq
- Kill Saddam
- Eat fewer pretzels
- See Dad's resolutions
- See whatever it was my donors wanted me to do for them
A spokesman for the Iraqi dictator said that he was "naturally disappointed" that President Bush still wanted to kill him, but in a gesture of good will his personal dietician recommended eating "as many pretzels as possible".
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