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 First cloned politician born, says cult 5 Jan 2003 A Dutch cult which last week claimed to have produced the first ever human clone says that it is now responsible for the first ever cloning of the leader of a political party. According to Clonaid, which was set up by the Raelian Duncan Smith sect, a clone of Conservative "leader" Iain Duncan Smith was born on Friday night. Several more have followed and an "accelerated growth" programme has been put into operation, prompting fears that Mr Duncan Smith is trying to take over "the Conservative Party, if not the world". At a press conference yesterday, a spokesman for the group said that so far a total of 25 replicas of Mr Duncan Smith had been born, with more to follow. "All 25 of the mothers and babies are healthy and happy," he confirmed," "although I'm not sure the Tories will be. It's bad enough for them with one IDS." However, many in the scientific community remain sceptical about the group's claims. "If there were really 26 Iain Duncan Smiths, don't you think we would have noticed by now?" asked fertility expert and Labour peer Lord Winston. "I barely noticed there was one of him." A spokesman for Conservative Central Office told DeadBrain that to their knowledge Mr Duncan Smith has not been and does not intend to be cloned, although they conceded that if he was they probably wouldn't notice. Related articles DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" 7 Nov 2003 Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader 6 Nov 2003 Trick or treat with Michael Howard 31 Oct 2003 Howard to stand as Tory leader after all 30 Oct 2003 16:14 Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest 29 Oct 2003 23:55 Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun 29 Oct 2003 19:40 In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts 28 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith demands dry cleaning be returned by Wednesday 27 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith victim of Conservative-Labour bidding war 23 Oct 2003 Tory leader to give birth, have heart scare, go into space 20 Oct 2003 Tory leader "has office", to be investigated 12 Oct 2003 WHO moves to contain IDS outbreak in Blackpool 9 Oct 2003 Newsreaders hospitalised after Duncan Smith promise 6 Oct 2003 Tory leader calls for Kelly inquiry to be produced in cartoon form 22 Jul 2003 Conservative leader to join Big Brother house 9 Jul 2003 Trisha helps IDS in Conservative Party makeover 19 Jun 2003 Conservative leader resigned several months ago 31 May 2003 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 IDS "bad for health" claims report 16 May 2003 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 IDS - "a real threat to government" 5 May 2003 New Tory information minister hails election victory 2 May 2003 Tories deny open warfare; call in weapons inspectors 24 Feb 2003 "Spoons save Tories", claim spin-doctors 22 Feb 2003
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