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Saddam accuses weapons inspectors of spying, looking for weapons
Saddam Hussein today accused UN weapons inspectors sent to Iraq to look at weapons of "spying". "These people, they come into our country, they go around the place like they're our guests or something," he ranted on state television, "and then they say 'Oh, let's look at your weapons'. I mean come on, be reasonable. That's not what they're there for."

According to the Iraqi dictator's broadcast, which was made to mark Army Day in Iraq, many of the weapons inspectors have been spotted collecting information about the country's weapons and military installations, much of which could be used by a hostile power to remove or disable them.

However, the weapons inspectors' denial was brief and to the point. "All of the time we have been in Iraq, we have not collected any intelligence," said a spokesman.

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