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 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 President Bush announced that coalition forces have achieved their first war aim today in an excited speech at the White House. "We've done it, we've got the first war aim done!" he told journalists at an official press briefing, bouncing up and down excitedly. "We found Iraq on the map, we found Baghdad in Iraq and we bombed it! Saddam's days are well and truly number now." Locating and bombing Iraq is understood to be the Pentagon's number one war aim. In a leaked internal memo, a leading military strategist advised that "establishing the whereabouts of Baghdad followed by an extensive bombing campaign" was "essential" for war to progress. Armchair generals here agree with the U.S. military's strategy. "If they hadn't been able to find Iraq, they would probably have had pretty major difficulties invading it and killing Saddam Hussein, even with those fancy mobile rocket launchers they have," reasoned a man on the street in Glasgow. "Obviously, being able to bomb it is a bonus, but bombing in the right place – that's like gold dust for them." Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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