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 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 by Jonathan Williams Conservative "leader" Iain Duncan Smith burst into giggles during an interview this morning as he asserted again that he is confident that the Conservative Party will win the next general election. Analysts are claiming it is his most inappropriate giggling fit to date. Duncan Smith was appearing on Radio 4's Today programme to discuss the Way Forward for Britain scheme which will see new members of the Conservative Party rewarded with an attractive clock/radio. He was explaining the many benefits of joining the party before going on to describe how the party would win the next general election. However, halfway through his assertions studio staff noticed that he had began to giggle "like a schoolgirl." He then added, "I can't believe I have to go on pretending with this crap, it gets funnier and funnier. I mean look at us. There's no way anyone is going to vote for us." He then asked the host of the show, John Humphreys, if they could begin again. Humphreys informed Duncan Smith that the programme went out live, at which point Duncan Smith lambasted the BBC for its alleged pro-Labour bias and their "secret left-wing agenda", before continuing to giggle. Related articles DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" 7 Nov 2003 Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader 6 Nov 2003 Trick or treat with Michael Howard 31 Oct 2003 Howard to stand as Tory leader after all 30 Oct 2003 16:14 Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest 29 Oct 2003 23:55 Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun 29 Oct 2003 19:40 In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts 28 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith demands dry cleaning be returned by Wednesday 27 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith victim of Conservative-Labour bidding war 23 Oct 2003 Tory leader to give birth, have heart scare, go into space 20 Oct 2003 Tory leader "has office", to be investigated 12 Oct 2003 WHO moves to contain IDS outbreak in Blackpool 9 Oct 2003 Newsreaders hospitalised after Duncan Smith promise 6 Oct 2003 Tory leader calls for Kelly inquiry to be produced in cartoon form 22 Jul 2003 Conservative leader to join Big Brother house 9 Jul 2003 Trisha helps IDS in Conservative Party makeover 19 Jun 2003 Conservative leader resigned several months ago 31 May 2003 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 IDS "bad for health" claims report 16 May 2003 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 IDS - "a real threat to government" 5 May 2003 New Tory information minister hails election victory 2 May 2003 Tories deny open warfare; call in weapons inspectors 24 Feb 2003 "Spoons save Tories", claim spin-doctors 22 Feb 2003
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