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 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 by Flash Gorman The person apparently in charge of the Conservative Party is to go to the High Court in an attempt to get his anonymity lifted. Known simply as Mr X, the individual is starting a legal campaign to gain recognition for his position within the party. Since he was elected a number of months ago, all aspects of the media have ignored Mr X, in an attempt to avoid suffering and embarrassment for his party. It was believed that the party was in a vulnerable state after a series of leadership changes and needed to be protected from any further public scrutiny. Political pundits divided on the issue. Whilst on the one hand, it can be argued that knowing who the leader is will enable voters to make a more informed choice, there is an counter argument that – given the Tory party's track record vis-à-vis wildly inappropriate leaders – they might get more votes if people don't know who is in charge. DeadBrain conducted an opinion poll to gauge the reaction to this news and the general reaction was one of great surprise that the Tory Party was still in existence. Regarding the proposal to unveil the new leader, most people thought this was a reasonable move provided he wasn't another slap-head without any personality. Related articles DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" 7 Nov 2003 Conservatives replace balding, unelectable leader with balding, unelectable leader 6 Nov 2003 Trick or treat with Michael Howard 31 Oct 2003 Howard to stand as Tory leader after all 30 Oct 2003 16:14 Entire Conservative Party rules itself out of leadership contest 29 Oct 2003 23:55 Satirists mourn loss of Duncan Smith as Tory leader, figure of fun 29 Oct 2003 19:40 In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts 28 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith demands dry cleaning be returned by Wednesday 27 Oct 2003 Duncan Smith victim of Conservative-Labour bidding war 23 Oct 2003 Tory leader to give birth, have heart scare, go into space 20 Oct 2003 Tory leader "has office", to be investigated 12 Oct 2003 WHO moves to contain IDS outbreak in Blackpool 9 Oct 2003 Newsreaders hospitalised after Duncan Smith promise 6 Oct 2003 Tory leader calls for Kelly inquiry to be produced in cartoon form 22 Jul 2003 Conservative leader to join Big Brother house 9 Jul 2003 Trisha helps IDS in Conservative Party makeover 19 Jun 2003 Conservative leader resigned several months ago 31 May 2003 Tory "leader" demands right to lifelong non-anonymity 24 May 2003 IDS "bad for health" claims report 16 May 2003 IDS gets giggles while proclaiming confidence that Tories will win at next election 14 May 2003 IDS - "a real threat to government" 5 May 2003 New Tory information minister hails election victory 2 May 2003 Tories deny open warfare; call in weapons inspectors 24 Feb 2003 "Spoons save Tories", claim spin-doctors 22 Feb 2003
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